Top Reasons For Being Greek
Jokes by Categories
Airlines (27)
American (4903)
Blondes (95)
Gays (3)
German (5)
Jewish (11)
Peasants (29)
Politics (19)
Scottish (1)
XYZ (4973)
Top Reasons For Being Greek
Category: American, XYZ
1. Breaking plates is acceptable.

2. It's not considered gay for a Greek man to wear
tight pants and get manicures.

3. Sent from the G-ds

4. All relatives have a combined six names, Maria,
Eleni, Yianni, George, Dino, Niko...so you dont have
to worry about forgetting someones name.

5. Never pay for a haircut, car repair, dinner, etc...
since one of the above relatives owns a barber shop,
diner, garage etc...

6. OUZO (Don't ask me what it is - LadyHawke)

7. Never have to worry about getting dressed up
to go to the bars, as long as you're wearing all black,
you're in style.

8. Can be a short, fat, bald man and not made fun of.

3. Party like you're in the village year round...no
minimum drinking age

2. HHD - Hellenic Hip Disorder (?? - LadyHawke)

1. Get out of school or work for religious holidays
that are months later than American ones

Added by Ady76
Rate this joke:

Joke rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes)

 Send this joke by mail       Send this joke by Yahoo Messenger
Friend's mail (*)
Your name (*)
Notes
  The fields marked with (*) are mandatory

Best Users - Top Quality
1. Ashlar (4017901)
2. Ady76 (2418820)
3. MarioN (147626)

Best Users - Top Visited Jokes
1. Ady76 (76533)
2. Ashlar (17716)
3. MarioN (725)

Best Users - Top Sent Jokes
1. Ashlar (325)
2. Ady76 (242)
3. MarioN (5)

Best Users - Top Voted Best Jokes
1. Ashlar (2087)
2. Ady76 (524)
3. MarioN (128)
24 jokes.com: About us - Terms and Conditions
Airlines (27) - American (4903) - Blondes (95) - Gays (3) - German (5) - Jewish (11) - Peasants (29) - Politics (19) - Scottish (1) - XYZ (4973)