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The Big, The Bad and The Ugly
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A real ugly man comes into a bar:

ugly man: "dude, you're not gonna believe what happened to me, i was on my home yesterday and i found a woman tied up on the railways, i untied her and took her home, we had sex all night!! she loved me!

The bartender looks at the guy ... sees how ugly he is and says: "man, she liked YOU? how did she look?"

Ugly man: "i don't know, i never found her head..."
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