ugly man: "dude, you're not gonna believe what happened to me, i was on my home yesterday and i found a woman tied up on the railways, i untied her and took her home, we had sex all night!! she loved me!
The bartender looks at the guy ... sees how ugly he is and says: "man, she liked YOU? how did she look?"
Ugly man: "i don't know, i never found her head..." Added by Ashlar